Dental High
posted by Dick Septic on June 29, 2004
I have a new dentist. He's very California. The entire office tells you what a great patient you are every five minutes. They always ask you if you brought music to listen to and push the nitrous like nitrous likes to be pushed.
"You're a great patient! Let me know if you need me to adjust the gas in either direction."
"I can't hear you. I'm listening to Pink really loudly and I'm REALLY high."
"OK. Just let me know if you need anything."
"Can you give the nitrous a little bump?"
"Sure. You're a great patient."
"Yeah. I'm feeling the love."
Today's dental visit consisted of getting three cavities filled, and being asked if I wanted to pull a wisdom tooth 'while we were all up in there.' At which point I was soooo high he could have pulled it and inserted it up my ass and I woulda been fine with it.
I made a major dental decision while high. I'm a great patient.