New Fake Name
posted by Lang'uid Squal'or, a student of transexual arts on July 25, 2003
This morning my pal Silky Smoov dubbed me with a new fake name, Lawrence LastName, which I like! I've been thinking it was time for a change anyway, and I've always liked the name Larry. Even though my wife is sometimes called that as well, I'm claiming it.
Y'all can still refer to me (please refer to me! [sob!]) by my many stupid fake names, including Stpl Rmvr, Dr. Lang Squal, Rictus Uranium, etc etc, just be sure not to mention that dum name my parents foisted on me, thanks.
And now, on with the show!!!!!!