They're Back!!!!!!!!
posted by Lang'uid Squal'or, a student of transexual arts on August 20, 2002
The students are back on campus, and thus my idyllic, quiet summer is over.
No more can I spend countless hours musing on these pages about crappy goth and industrial bands,weirdo horror and paganism, buddhism, or other prurient interests.
Gone are the hazy, lazy summertime dreams of mp3 burning, thrift store shopping, and constant monitoring of half.com. In this stead are the hours now spent contacting frat boys, fresh out of night-jail, but yet to have their first college class, summoning them for their very first judicial hearing with the Dean. Look for them, in the very near future, as captains of white-collar industry, as their corperations leave the US for manufacturing interests in Taiwan and Mexico; see them excel as Senators, Presidents, and sportscasters, their trophy wives- and mistresses- forever at their sides.
[God® Bless® America®.]©