And yet, a ray of hope
posted by McFrozen on August 5, 2002
Davey and Goliath are returning to TV. I hope they give them a rad 21st century update and hip new clothes.
Maybe Davey's parents will be divorced and his dad will have to schedule their father-son campouts weeks ahead of time because that shrew won't ease the fuck up. A man can't even go have a drink without risking his visitation rights.
Or maybe Davey's parents will have to have a talk with him about why it's not okay to call girls "bitches and hoes", even though Red Man and Method Man did, and who the hell took you to see "How High", anyway? I'll bet it was that jackass Erleman from down the street.
What new adventures would you like to see Davey and Goliath have?