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Man testifies his wife, stepdaughter tried to kill him

posted by Dick Septic on July 26, 2002

"Prosecutors contend the mother-daughter duo conspired to kill Larry Childs in an attempt to collect on a $1.4-million life insurance policy. They planned to use the money for Jennifer Childs' career as a pop singer, pay off debts and possibly open a Jiffy Lube franchise, authorities said."

But here's my favorite part:
"I couldn't believe what was happening to me. I didn't know what to do."
Your bed's on fire, you're being hit with a stick. I'd start by getting off the bed, Larry.