Funny Email Every Day
posted by McFrozen on June 5, 2002
I get an email message every day from the San Francisco Gate. One of their authors (Mark Morford) gives little synopses of stories that are published on the site, and invariably one of them makes me laugh out loud.
Here's a sample:
Bush Giggles, Squeals, Plays With Yo-Yo
An Air Force colonel has been suspended for writing a letter in which he called President Bush "a joke" and accused him of allowing the Sept. 11 attacks to happen because "his presidency was going nowhere." The letter from Lt. Col. Steve Butler was published May 26 in The (Monterey County) Herald. "He did nothing to warn the American people because he needed this war on terrorism," Butler wrote. "His daddy had Saddam and he needed Osama. His presidency was going nowhere. ... This guy is a joke." Butler has been suspended due to his deadly accuracy and his absolute correctness in the matter, but his superiors were apparently slightly disappointed that he failed to point out that Bush is merely a bumbling little puppet in Overlord Cheney's little war-drunk drama and while he is certainly a virulent danger to the progress of the human soul, Cheney is the true Dark Lord who actually sees all and controls all and strokes the hairless cat sitting in his lap very slowly and creepily while sucking pure ether from a tank and making a completely castrated Powell crawl around on all fours and bark like a dog.
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