Xenuphobia
posted by Kong on March 23, 2002
Google Yanks Anti-Scientology Sites
Besides the ramifications of being able to sue Google to get anything you don't like removed off their engine, I'm blown away by the "just the facts, m'am" closing paragraph:
"Hubbard's secret scriptures teach that 75 million years ago, an evil galactic overlord named Xenu solved the galaxy's overpopulation problem by freezing excess people and transporting the bodies to Teegeeack, now called Earth. After the hapless travelers were defrosted, they were chained to volcanoes that were blown up by hydrogen bombs -- and their disembodied spirits continue to haunt mankind today."