Two geniuses at work...
posted by Lang'uid Squal'or, a student of transexual arts on September 19, 2001
"Flowers, Phil" wrote:
yes, all true. and of course the story when Jesus went to the state fair, which was filled with hungry, not-drunk people, and their was only one beer and one corn dog left, but lo the Lord did provide each and every one in the multitude with at least one corn dog, and at least one beer, yet lo some went back for more, and also i think some got some cotton candy too.
Lo!
"Hoyt" wrote:
Or the time Jesus spoke to the multitudes through the voice of Big Tex, and
those who worshipped the false gods of McDonalds and Burger King were cast down
and turned into pillars of mustard in which the saved dipped their corn dogs and
proclaimed the glory of the Lord (and the corn dog, and the beer). Man, that was
the same year they had the newly redesigned Camaro in the Automobile Building, I
remember Jesus doing donuts in it, wearing those special stigmata racing gloves,
etc....