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Let's list! Records to clear a room:

posted by Lang'uid Squal'or, a student of transexual arts on August 10, 2001

These would be records that YOU personally like, can enjoy listening to, but would most likely clear a room of unwanted party-stayers, long-talkers, glommers, etc, THAT WON'T GET OUT!

1] any YOKO ONO, especially the 30 minute "Cambridge 1969" which is her screaming over John's feedback. Awesome.

2] MAGMA: Mekanik Destruktiw Kommandoh- this cd has the longest track repeated at the end, and is punctuated by a piercing electronic hum somewhere in the middle that makes it sound like your stereo is about to give birth to a retarted toaster!

3] LOU REED: Metal Machine Music- I don't have the new cd reissue of this yet, but the vinyl has a locked groove on side four. When (if) it ever reaches that point, you and your party-leeches will be locked in an endurance test for who lunges to the turntable first!

What else?!