Pomes 'Bout Dave
posted by Krayon Scribbel on July 25, 2001
Since Dave lives where it's cold and they ain't got cable TV or readin' books or nothin' but ice and polar bears and all that kinda stuff, let's all entertain him with some potry what's wrote just for him! Here goes:
ODE TO McOCEANS
"Brr I'm cold!" is what he say
Say it each and every day
Live in igloo and ice fish
"Want be warm!" his only wish
Always dark and always frigid
Body stiff and cold and rigid
Only go out when he dare
Get chased off by polar bear
Or big ol' moose that snort and prance
Icicles fall in his pants
Eatin' seal and whale blubber
Food be tastin' jes lak rubber
But ol' McOceans, he don't care
"Guess I gotta live somewhere!"
He say and go fall through the ice
Gotta say it's mighty nice
To wake up in the morning and not have to kill grizzlys and eat whales and ice
fish and who the hell would wanna live in a damn igloo anyway?!! Dave's a dummy.