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artillery punch - recipe for disaster?

posted by kobayashi on July 20, 2001

my dad made this punch and got almost a whole very small town drunk. he was the new guy in town, fresh from new york city. he was employee relations manager for the refinery, where almost everyone in town worked. religious people. they hated him after this. then texaco told him they were shuttering the refinery and his job was to tell everybody.

1 cup sugar

juice six lemons

two tblspoons bitters

one quaret claret

one quart sherry

one quart whiskey

one quart brandy

mix all the above,

then just before serving -

one quart club soda and put it over a block of ice.

the bartenders' guide also suggests small glasses