a-l-a-s-k-a
posted by kobayashi on July 25, 2001
a is for his frozen Ass
l is for his frozen Lass
a is for - again - his frozen Ass
s is for the Stupid Sleet and Snow
k is - get ready for this! - for seeking solace in the empty Komfort of a warm Krispy Kreme that makes him want to blow
and
a is for - guess what - his frozen Ass
well what the hell. limericks and haiku were already taken and i'm too busy to deal with all those dumb 'a's.