The male condition(s)
posted by McFrozen on June 19, 2001
Can't we address both male problems with one pill?
May I humbly suggest VIAGRAINE?
"Keep your hair and your stiffy!"
Wait ... Viagraine sounds like the headache that you get from trying to keep your erection up for too long. Hm ... Maybe our dual purpose male drug should be called VIAGROGAINE. Yeah. That sounds more aggressive, too. Kinda like on of Godzilla's foes, but with thinning hair and a permanent erection.