Fun with the Sales Staff
posted by Dick Septic on June 20, 2001
Our sales guyis your typical suburban dad, used to be a frat boy, kinda goofy and good-hearted, reads Maxim instead of real porn. You know the type. He's been reading Harry Potter on his train commute to the city. Yesterday he came in and said "i'm finished Harry Potter. Who's got a new book for me?"
I said, "Well, this guy's named Harry as well!" as I pulled out Feast of Snakes. (Yes, i carry it everywhere.) As he flipped through it he noticed that it was highlighted and reads out "Pull my dick out, I gotta take a leak." (Yes, I highlight Harry Crews.) He gave me this wonderful am-i-gonna-go-to-hell-for-reading-this?-look. And walked off with it.
I'll be giving updates on his transformation.